(Even Outside the Confines of Marriage*):
2. Aziz Ansari
3. Lead singer from fun.
4. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
5. House M.D.
6. Matty T of Relient K
7. The tall man with purple pants who comes into the bakery every few weeks and buys ciabatta.
**And even without demanding to see the detailed results of an extensive STD test.